Before you read any further, please note that this not a piece out, damage or reduce the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor, and nothing more. They are used solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and I mean differently than one) and this specific uniqueness or certain features, I have to refer, if a woman compared to a computer. Not offended to receive; It aims to create a smile.
(1) a woman is like a computer, inasmuch as it will cost more than you thought it would.
(2) a woman is similar to a personal computer, that they do not exactly what you thought, it is.
(3) after a while just not both: your computer and your wife.
(4) computers are like women: after you get used you have and can not discover without them, that man is not enough.
(5) some computers, like some women, serve many people.
(6) miracle can use both through gently with your fingers if you know only the correct code.
(7) If you are inactive for more than fifteen minutes with them, they go away.
(8) just like a computer, who runs them more rights than anyone else has, she is running.
(9) when it switch short circuits or power, out and then not come back to what before was the short circuit.
(10) normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it is much better if they are available and receptive in the morning.
11) when you are finally safe, that they do what you wanted, go and something else do.
(12) the only thing you predictions about the future with them, they react unpredictably.
(13) just like women, also for computer: each year a new model is released, the younger, more advanced and is a lot more.
(14) a woman is like a computer: you are happy with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, are you sure that you have what.
(15) women are like computers, and in them to improve no matter how much they improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace.
(16) women are like computers, every day promised a new program comes out to revolutionize your knowledge and your use of the same, but after much more money spending, you realize that none of them were better than the old work.
(17) women are you like computers: what others have and they want what you have, but you can change yourself for a trial basis.
(18) women are like computers, when you do get it you are sure that they are the best. But if the days to go back, you wonder why you don't get them with a replacement note.
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